GURL PLEASE

I’m sittin there chillin the fuck out listening to Tamar Braxton’s “The One” and i’m getting my life etc and then my phone rings

So my mom called me, and she starts talking about how my cousin (he’s like 50+ lol huge age difference between my auntie and mom) found some videos of us and talkin bout why didnt you tell me they could be famous, did they win??? and then my mom says the name “Coco Rochelle” (L M F A O OMFG SHE WOULD GET IT WRONG WOULDN’T SHE) AND MY FUCKING HEART SANK OMFG BECAUSE

I REALISED THIS WAS NOT JUST A CALL, THIS WAS THE Call.

basically she kept trying to explain it to me and i was like like, completely gagged on the other side of the phone, like, i didnt know what the fuck to say lmfao on some real shit i never been so gagged in my whole life y’all

but she kept saying “i love you no matter what” and explaining to my auntie who apparently also knew lol and saying like thats my son and i love him and he loves me so nothing else matters and like

O M F G??????????

I like explained as best as i could cuz i was completely fucking shellshocked lmao

i told her i didnt wanna tell her until it payed my bills, but that i was making money and she seemed to like that lol

and i also told her i was on drag race like featured on tv across america and at some point in the future the world im sure and she was impressed lol and i told her we had like 460k+ youtube views and she seemed quite happy

never have i ever wanted to be home more than in this moment, so i can be in person and explain it to her properly, she was saying shit like ‘he’s not out there doing drugs, he’s not stealing, he’s happy and thats what matters’ omfg. and like she watches mrs browns boys (its on UK tv here) and i was like MUM IM JUST LIKE MRS BROWN 

LMFAO

IM GONNA END IT THERE BECAUSE I CAN NOT FUNCTION ANY MORE

GOODBYE

diaganal:

when people call katy perry a gay icon 

I AM

SCREAAAMMMINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!